Evil Clowns need love too.

sure why not?

Sexy clown.

Almost every single day i am told by one of my coworkers that i am not cheery and chipper enough and that i need to have more enthusiasm. She must not be aware of what i do all day. This is a strange statement to make at work. Who is really that happy and excited to be there? I asked her for a suggestion on how i might appear to be more chipper and she said i should eat a clown for breakfast. I told her i don't eat breakfast.

Today i told her i ate a clown and she asked if it tasted funny. I smiled and she told me i looked awkward and to stop pretending.