Wednesday, March 25, 2009

question


do you ever have that feeling like your ribs are rubbing against your organs? maybes its dehydration, maybes its anxiety, maybes it's poor spelling and grammar, maybe it's a warning for the floods....watch out. its a weird feeling. a little tickle a little tackle.
and it happens sometimes when i lean back in my chair....if this has happened to you before, let's discuss. i'm curious and you can be george. it will be fun.

ohhhh nooo..........

wrap me up and call it a day.
it's really hard to be alive today. i hate mundays was worth it though. im doing surprisingly better than i was when i woke up and couldn't open my eyes. i walked to the train with my eyes shut. talk about skillz!
barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf barf.
I just want to live in this jungly treehouse and snuggle all day.

Friday, March 20, 2009

why's it always raining in my head??

me

Lizzy borden

dog heads.

dog/cat/raccoon= dog ancestor

Orgone is Sexy.

Wikipedia says:
"Orgone energy is a hypothetical and largely disputed extrapolation of the Freudian concept of libido first proposed and promoted in the 1930s by psychoanalyst Wilhelm Reich. Reich saw orgone as a universal bioenergetic force lying behind and causing much, if not all, observable phenomena."
Orgone was closely associated with sexuality: Reich, following Freud, saw nascent sexuality as the primary energetic force of life. The term itself was chosen to share a root with the word orgasm, which both Reich and Freud took to be a fundamental expression of psychological health.


sexy.
A cloudbuster (or cloud buster) is a device developed by Wilhelm Reich with the ostensible purpose of draining clouds of orgone. Reich believed that such energy surrounded the earth, and that a cloudbuster could act as a rain-maker.[18][19] In Reich's view, clouds and rainfall were natural accumulations of orgone energy, and cloudbusters used "orgone accumulators" attached to pipes. These were intended to focus and direct the collected energy into the atmosphere, thus stimulating cloud growth and rainfall.

Mystical Crystal Skulls!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some stuff i like to read about in my spare time/at work....

wikipedia:
"Some believers in the paranormal claim that crystal skulls can produce a variety of miracles. Ann Mitchell-Hedges claimed that the skull she allegedly discovered could cause visions, cure cancer, that she once used its magical properties to kill a man, and that in another instance, she saw in it a premonition of the John F. Kennedy assassination.[46]"
This guy was all about the skulls.

"Another novel and historically unfounded speculation ties in the legend of the crystal skulls with the completion of the current Maya calendar b'ak'tun-cycle on December 21, 2012, claiming the re-uniting of the thirteen mystical skulls will forestall a catastrophe allegedly predicted or implied by the ending of this calendar."
Philip Jenkins says: " By the 1970s, the crystal skulls [had] entered New Age mythology as potent relics of ancient Atlantis, and they even acquired a canonical number: there were exactly thirteen skulls. None of this would have anything to do with North American Indian matters, if the skulls had not attracted the attention of some of the most active New Age writers."

Turns out most of them were made in the 19th century in Germany with jewelers tools.

"why do you look so sleepy?" also known as " you look like shit today"


donumatic

no one will care that you have fleas.

willow.

this show is really trippy and kind of scary.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

I know the wait must be killing you.

Here is a little Haiku 4 u:

Bluetooths make me cringe.
It's just something unnatural
Robots take over!

who is he talking to? his wife or this bluetooth? It's just wrong.




This is a picture of my coworkers. it really exudes the warm feeling and team effort in the office.




I wish this was everyday.

Friday, March 13, 2009

I just want to LOveee

Last weekend i gazed longingly at a big brained goldfish and thought maybe for a second we were communicating. I felt a connection and i wanted one. But then i thought about the short life span of a goldfish and got sad. It reminded me of Pokey, who i won at a local fair when i was 9. One day he wasn't in his bowl and i cried for a long time. At least i didn't have to find him.

yelp.

bridget and i just hanging out.

googled: big brains

for max, with love and squalor

Thursday, March 12, 2009

"i'm totally chill"

skoal can


braces

meat necklace

pig face

jazz whips

"You're a good egg. Don't get scrambled"


RED nails= hot hot hot
Egg shell remover? sounds magical.

i'm currently eating canned corn and ketchup!! my favorite!! this invention is so useful!

man in bananas

Last summer with my ladies!! that shit was crazy!!

This is for all ya'll who don't want to bend over. Genius!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Freakonomics.

Todays word of the day:
Freakonomics.
Woke up from a dream with this in my head.


Hi, I'm Leonard. I have a runny nose.

Hi, I'm grumpy.

Hi, I'm cute.
(this little guy may or may not have been in my dream last night)

Hi, I'm Felix. I am a baby stingray and i could kill you.

Greetings,

Jazz

Coin Club.....I'd join

THE Wizard

Dad....You're my dad

ahwhut?