it's not saturday as usual.

You know when you are sitting in your cubicle and you feel itchy inside and you really can relate to sea cucumbers being tossed around in the tides? i feel like that everyday. everyday when i wake up i think its saturday for the first 10 seconds. this is a huge let down and a bad way to start a day. i would like to construct a really elaborate alarm to enthusiastically wake me up everyday. it would involve moving parts, noises and few things that looked like this:

boy included

donkey kicks

Good Morning Starshine, The Earth says hello!

Hi, I Like miniatures. This is a miniature Christmas scene inside a present. get it?

special.

somebody hold me back.

Last night i watched a darling little show called "Little Miss Perfect", followed by "Painted Babies" I'm pretty sure when they made the movie Little Miss Sunshine they watched Llittle Miss Perfect because the host was dead on the same exact guy, creepy singing and all. Its pretty fascinating/disgusting/car wreck and you can't look away kind of stuff. More on Painted Babies later.

this is what an obedient wife looks like.

car lover.

This boy has no eyes. He also has the worlds best sonic radar....yes like dolphins, with clicks and all. He taught himself.

Apparently this guy is a big spender.

Let's Get Things Started Righttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!

who doesn't love a little Bollywood?