it's not saturday as usual.

You know when you are sitting in your cubicle and you feel itchy inside and you really can relate to sea cucumbers being tossed around in the tides? i feel like that everyday. everyday when i wake up i think its saturday for the first 10 seconds. this is a huge let down and a bad way to start a day. i would like to construct a really elaborate alarm to enthusiastically wake me up everyday. it would involve moving parts, noises and few things that looked like this:

boy included

donkey kicks